Pet peeves.

These are in no particular order.

1. Girls calling themselves ugly for attention. You seriously think you're ugly? Is that why you have 192 pictures in an album labeled 'ME'? I'm calling bullshart. Everyone's beautiful in their own way. Confidence only boosts that beauty. So instead of wallowing in your disgusting self pity, strap on your big girl boots and stop giving so many fucks about what people think of you.

2. When someone tells a joke and everyone laughs, but then they keep telling it. It was funny the first time, NOT YOU'RE KILLING IT.

3. When friends start complaining about you spending more time with your boyfriend/girlfriend than with them. Get over your jealous already. If you had a significant other, you'd understand. It goes like this: significant other > everyone else. We're with each other cause we want to spend more time with each other than with other people. If it wasn't that way, we'd leave it at 'just friends' and act accordingly. End of story.

4. Skinny girls saying they're fat. I work at a gym. I know fat. The majority of girls that claim they fall under the category definitely don't. Being able to get a substantial pinch out of your midriff DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE FAT. Every time you advertise your bs, you make an actual over weight person feel like poop. Your mouth is bigger than your waist. Shut it.

5. Drivers that don't use their blinkers. What is so hard about simply putting your blinker on before scooting your 55mph butt out in front of my 80mph butt? If i drove something a little bigger than a mazda3, i'd be more than happy to run cars over multiple times a day. But for now, my middle finger will have to continue to do work. Blinkers are there for a reason. Use them.

6. Rich people. I guess i shouldn't throw them all under the bus...but i'm going to. The majority of wealthy people i've met seem to live in a delusional world where everything they say is gospel truth and if someone else throws their two cents in, it's just their dumb opinion and nothing more. Congratulations on making a ton of money, but that doesn't make you jesus. You have an expertise in one field of business. Outside of that, you're an amateur. Get over yourself. There's more to life than money.

7. Judgmental Christians. I understand that we have Jesus in our hearts and he forgave us and saved us from hell, but we're all still the spawn of satan. Every single human on this earth is a sinner. You think your sin isn't as bad as mine? Read your Bible. Sin is sin. God doesn't rate it on a level between 1 and 10. Accepting Christ into your life means He forgave your sin and promised you eternal life. It DOES NOT mean he appointed you to point out everything i do wrong in my life. It clearly states in the Bible to remove the plank in your own eye before removing the speck from your brother's eye. Get crackin on that plank, then we'll talk.

8. Non christians that think all christians are judgmental and hypocritical. Uhm, hi i'm rachel. I'm a christian, and i'm none of the above.

9. People that expect me to pay for everything cause apparently my wallet is an eternal money tree. I have more money than you, sorry bout that. It means i learned how to save from a very young age. I used to spend like cray cause i could afford it. Now i'm back on the saving train before i reach bankruptcy. Stop simply expecting me to buy you things. I'm your friend, not your walking dollar bill. If that's all you consider me, move along.

10. Parents. I'll just leave it at that.